I heard a sentence today. A sentence that scared me, scarred me, shook me to my core. A sentence my friend spoke, while we debated taxes on tanning beds.
“People don’t get their news from the news, they get their news from Snookie”. When my friend said this, I had to stop him. I had to let my brain process it. And my soul died a little bit. Because if that sentence is true, I think it’s time we all give up. It’s over, there is no hope. Goodbye society, we’re now getting our news from a strumpet on a reality show on MTV. Time to just walk into traffic, there is no hope.