Why do so many “white” places insist on playing loud, crappy, rap
The Fridays on city avenue cards to get in. I wish I was joking.
Cab drivers are frequently scammers. Tho at least Philly cabs are less
of a rip than ny ones.
If I don’t start sleeping more, I may die young lol
Seriously dudes, pull your damn pants up. . Your skanky boxers are not
attractive. And shave the dirty bin laden beards, it looks bad on brad
Pitt, and it looks bad on you.
Did I mention I need to sleep more.
Brady on days of our lives is hot.
A bottle of water should never cost $2.
I attract the strangest and skeeviest of men (exclusively it seems).
Case in point- I’m walking along market, and this random old dude
makes some feeble attempt at small talk (including trying to find out
where EXACTLY I work) before asking if he can kiss me. I ran away lol.
If jagermeister is sponsoring it, it’s probably skanky.
I almost bought a glee DVD, even tho it was awfully overpriced. I’m
such a gleek.
I’m not as clever as I’d like to be.
I’m glad I have cats- mice suck.
If a dessert has a brownie or a cookie in it, I will devour it.
I don’t think my iPhones battery will make it to March 2011.
Lifetime movies make me question the worth of humanity.
Tiger woods is a really bad liar.